Me: Did you lock the door?

Mark: Yes.

Me: I don’t just mean put your keys in it, but you actually locked it, right?

Mark: Yes.

Me: Are you sure?

Mark: No. It’s unlocked. In fact, it’s wide open… and all these strange people are going to come in to watch us cuddle.

Me: *fit of laughter*

*pause*

Me: But you did lock it, right?

Mark: O.o

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